My Impressions of Bioshock 2 (PC)

It took you 10 minutes to cough up a 2-stars rating for this high-concept joyride Penny Arcade spent 3 days on? At least ya shave better than ya logo, but that was wretched watching you pull 100% of the storyline punch back rather than transmogrify and analogize it into at least a telling shade of your interest and distaste.

That thing where you won’t play through the ‘evil’ ending because you aren’t evil is completely stupid. As if you don’t exhale CO2 or encourage farming and slaughter of meat (…which is wasteful compared to rocking your veggies, but IMHO tasty.) As if realizing the motives and methods behind evil aren’t completely necessary to negotiating good outcome, you won’t try the sim? Are you like a plumber who hires a butler to keep his work area tidy and grunge-free?

Awesome Bleach poster that looks like Colonel Sanders in there. Get a foam ‘echo catcher’ (heavy foam) in that corner some time.
N.B.: Edit when you repeat yourself 3 times and sneeze in there too.

I’m sorry you didn’t agree with the review and I don’t think my reviews are for you. However, if you do decide to return I ask that you refrain from the passive aggressive stabs at me. Thanks for watching.

What’s passive about ‘m stabs? Why take em as ad hominem attacks except the one where I er, evidently say you’re better looking than your icon? Research publications back up that paragraph in the center paragraph. People who want to know where the money went want to keep it from going bad and sponsor the research! I am stipulating that the ‘evil’ ending is not magnificently, M(n):n>1 distracting from the polarity of the case.